: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Will you blow on my dice?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
should my penis look like a turkey
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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