I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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