Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize