I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
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I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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