Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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