How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
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I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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