guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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