Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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