His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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