Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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