Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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