he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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