I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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