fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
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why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
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I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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