Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
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As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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