she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
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Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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