She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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