am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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