that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
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xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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