she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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