i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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