I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
