Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
