Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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