Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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