Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(360): View more from Washington

Let's get naked and see who's stronger.

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(703): View more from Virginia

i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.

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(905): View more from Toronto

dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends

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(616): View more from Michigan

Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada

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(562): View more from California

she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.

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(636): View more from Missouri

His little brother walked in on us. Six times.

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(516): View more from New York

why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.

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