yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
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The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?