Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.