sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
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They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I am naked and annoyed.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!