This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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