I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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