i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
organizing the empties. That sober.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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