it was like his penis was on wheels.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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