how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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