The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
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Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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