You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I have tasted many bathrooms
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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