i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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