We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
The ass gains better be worth it
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