Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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