I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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