We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
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The cougar kind?
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
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I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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