Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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