Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
another moral hangover. fuck.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
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Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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