I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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