Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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