That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
