wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
