Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
We have so much sex to catch up on
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Randomize
