I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Ketchup is God's man juice
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
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Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I want a musical about memes.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I forget how to act sober
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