soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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