Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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