You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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