dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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