I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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